Massage
Massage comes in many flavors these days. Take any subject, add the word "massage" to it, and you can bet that it might exist.
What I provide is a massage that just feels good. With just the right pressure and just the right balance of work and enjoyment, it's been few and far between that I haven't heard, "That's the best massage I've ever had."
Either I'm good at what I do, or I have a face too sweet to tell the truth to. Either way, I look forward to hearing it from you because who doesn't want to receive that kind of massage?